Jay sitting by a blue wall in a thinking pose wearing sunglasses

Who am I?

I ponder that question every day. Here’s what I’ve discovered so far:

  • I played a Jedi at Walt Disney World. #maytheforcebewithyou

  • That's right, I used to be an actor. But after a few years, I got better.

  • Nowadays, I obsess over content due to my knack for spinning bewitching stories and zeal for mashing words together like Hot Wheels cars.

  • Also, I spend much of my free time demanding that HGTV release more content. Ditto the National Geographic Channel.

  • I’ve also discovered that it’s very difficult to find a recent picture of me without sunglasses.

Send Me a Note

Reach out if you want to talk Property Brothers or ask me what my Jedi name was.